Twas the day before Christmas all through the house
Not a creature was stirring except for my spouse
And the rest of her family, gathered there for the season
Who were talking so loud without very much reason
At deafening volumes they talk and they jest
About Christmas and football and NCIS
So my wife and my nephew and sister-in-law
Bundled ourselves and we said au revoir
And we drove out to Westridge to take in a show
About two princess sisters who live in the snow.
The theater sits in the old Westridge Mall,
which is more than half empty and really quite small.
There’s a Herberger’s store and a food stand, as well
But the rest of the mall isn’t doing so swell.
There’s a a Tae Kwon Do place and sporting goods store
But other than that, there isn’t much more.
So we purchased our tickets and then settled in
And waited awhile for the the show to begin.
The movie kicked off with a song about ice,
And although nothing special, I guess it was nice.
It featured some guys cutting ice from fjords
Had it gone on much longer I might have got bored.
But the song wrapped in under 2 minutes, and so
Let’s get to the princess stuff, on with the show!
The princesses, who, in this film, are the stars,
Are the lady from Wicked and Veronica Mars.
Anna, our hero, is played by Kristen Bell
And I had no idea she could sing quite so well.
And her big sister Elsa? Idina Menzel!
She uses her powers to cast icy spells.
There’s a magical snowman, who’s totally rad,
And he’s voiced by the great Broadway singer, Josh Gad
Who starred as a Mormon in the big Broadway hit
And he brings to the role lots of charm and some wit.
The story’s absorbing and ever so sweet
Some moments were funny, animation was neat
The ending was touching, the message was great
But out of a 10, this movie’s an 8.
This movie is cute and it probably would
Have been ranked as a 10 if the lyrics were good.
Now, the lyrics aren’t bad, they are simply not great
And that’s what prevents this from being first rate.
When I go to a musical I want to hear
Songs that inspire and charm and endear.
The song “Build a Snowman” ‘s a bit melancholic
One girl is secluded and one wants to frolic.
The song lets us know just how these two girls feel,
And it makes you like Anna from the very first reel.
Plus the song has a melody worthy of praise,
My wife has been singing it now for 3 days.
Later we hear a romantic duet
Between Anna and some handsome prince she’s just met.
The song is delightful, but wait! Was this planned?
That bass line’s from “Your Body is a Wonderland”
Is this a mistake? Or some humorous layer?
Did they have to give co-writing cred to John Mayer?
The melodies here are ones you’ll want to hum,
But some of the lyrics are sadly, quite dumb.
“Elated or gassy” Am I s’pposed to laugh?
That line should have been cut after just the first draft.
Overall I believe that this movie was good.
Do I think you should see it? I think that you should.
Especially those who are out of town guests
Who feel as if they’ve been put on house arrest
And need a short break from the yelling and squawking,
Because at the movies the rule is no talking.